We know you pet your cat. Of course you do. But did you know that there are people out there, real people, right at this very moment, that aren't actively petting their cats??
Owning this stylish piece of art is a goddamn heroic service- Remind everyone who enters your home to pet their cats and create a ripple effect that Changes the World! With your help, we could increase cat petting 100, 200, or even 1000% or more, to unheard-of levels. Help make the world a better place.